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House Of Dasein Pussy Birthday Cake Seven Hole Realistic Vagina Male Masturbator Funny Present
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Shipped from Melbourne | Fast Shipping
Note: This product is for adult use only.
Bring A Laugh And A Very Special Birthday Cake Gift To Your Mate's Party With This Pussy Birthday Cake! It Will Be Truly A Very Happy Birthday For Them With Seven Uniquely Textured And Realistic Vaginas One For Each Day Of The Week. It Makes A Great Novelty Present But Also A Fantastic Unique Masturbation Toy!
Features:
Happy Birthday Pussy Cake For Some Orgasmically Good Birthday Fun
Seven Different Realistic Pussy Channels Each Feeling Slightly Different
Inside
Size: Approximately 21Cm X 10Cm
Weighs Approximately 2.2Kg
Made Of Lifelike FeelingSafe Silicone
Great For A Laugh And Funny Gift And Also Great For Them To Use!
For The Kinkier People You Could Try Sharing With Your Friends And Filling All Holes At Once Or On Your Own Enjoy The Novelty Of F***Ing A Cake!
Shipping Delivery
Standard Shipping: 5 to 16 business days.
Defective Products
If an Item arrives defective a replacment or full refund will be issued once evidence has been submitted.
Warranty
All products include a 6-month replacement warranty.
Transit damage must be reported within 5 days of arrival.
| Height (cm) | 1 |
|---|---|
| Width (cm) | 1 |
| Length (cm) | 1 |
| EAN | NA |
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Australian Shipping & Delivery
Orders are dispatched within 24–48 business hours directly from our Melbourne & Sydney warehouses. Orders placed before 8:00 AM AEST on business days commence processing the same day.
| Destination (AU) | Est. Transit Time |
|---|---|
| VIC Metro & Regional | 1 – 3 Business Days |
| NSW, ACT, SA | 2 – 4 Business Days |
| QLD & TAS | 3 – 5 Business Days |
| WA & NT | 5 – 7 Business Days |
* Regional and remote locations may take an additional 1–2 days. Australia Post & courier tracking notifications are emailed upon dispatch.
30-Day Guarantee
Returns & ACL Warranty
We offer a 30-Day Peace of Mind Return Policy for items in brand-new, unopened, and original packaging.
- Australian Consumer Law Covered: Full entitlement to repair, replacement, or refund for major faults or transit issues.
- Transit & Damage Claims: Must be reported within 7 days of delivery with photos of the box and product.
- Dedicated AU Support: Fast local resolution by our Australian support team.
Need assistance? Call our Australian support line at (03) 4320 0656 or email support@amdm.com.au.